UAV/UCAV

Ahamadiridiridam are OZN-ee!

Lady Gaga? Lol.

Mare este gradina lui Allah si multa lume sare gardul. Dar mai bine haideti sa vedem stirea..

Asa cum stim, luna trecuta SUA a dat cu much-ii in fasole. Iranienii le-au furat o super jucarie, nou-nouta. Ok, pe astea le cunoastem deja.

De curand, un inginer iranian a spus ca treaba cu atacul electronic sofisticat este “nonsense”. Pentru ca Republica Islamica a folosit campuri magnetice si farfurii zburacioase pentru a captura drona americana…

In original niste treburi:

Meet Mehran Tavakoli Keshe, who purports to be the father of the RQ-170 abduction. In a recent post to his eponymous foundation’s online forums, Keshe claims the Iranians used “advanced space technology” that he pioneered. “The craft has been air-picked-up and been put down on its belly through the use of field forces,” Keshe writes — by which he means force fields. It’s feeling a lot like Tinfoil Tuesday, our weekly round-up of the planet’s most insane conspiracy theories.

The U.S. has yet to confirm that the drone Iran claims to have is actually the stealthy “Beast of Kandahar,” and the yellow model that Iran has peddled out looks like it’s made out of fondant, like a drone-shaped cake constructed for an episode of Food Network Challenge. Keshe claims that the drone looks as smooth and clean as it does in Iran’s propaganda photos because his force fields intercepted the RQ-170, like a tractor beam would, and deposited it gently to Iranian soil. As summarized by Pure Energy Systems News, Keshe’s technology, part of an “Iranian [flying] saucer program,” harnesses “a fusion reaction that manipulates dark matter, regular matter, and antimatter.”

“We have no comment on this individual’s claims,” George Little, the Pentagon’s chief spokesman, tells Danger Room, “but tell him the Secretary would like his lightsaber back.”

Sursa: Wired/Dangerroom

9 Comments

  • Domnul este fan nedeclarat Star Trek. Nu mi-e clar a carui serie dar sunt convins cu nu e aia originala, ghidata dupa regulile razboiului rece, ci mai degraba a libertinului Next Generation in care capitan de nava este un francez, jucat ce-i drept de un englez, dupa vorba, dupa port. Dupa parerea mea, toti ceacknoristii astia sunt veniti cu ozn-urile. Au ajuns un fel de clovni internationali, inteleg sa zgaltii cusca ca sa agiti fiarele, dar astia cad in derizoriu. De fapt, s-au dus atat de jos incat nici macar campurile lor de forta nu-i mai pot aduce la suprafata.
    Dar…..exista un mare dar. Toate astea sunt reflectate in presa internationala cateodata intr-un fel nu foarte diferit de media (daca exista asa ceva) iraniana sau coreeana de nord. Sa nu uitam ca noi nu prindem nici posturile din Iran si nici alea din Coreea comunist si ca, oricum, nu pricepem ce zic aia pe limba lor.

  • Dap era o nava Klingoniana care i-a ajutat cu capturarea dronei, o sa beleasca belingerul toata flota a 6-a cand o sa le apara in fata ochilor Worf capitan de nava klingoniana si o sa la spuna ca a pus fazerele pe ei si torpilele fotonice LOL!

  • Campuri magnetice si farfurii zburatoare pe naiba… poate din nisip facute. Captura aia a fost un accident pentru ca “paraciosii” aia silentiosi nu pica si nici de vazut nu se vad asa usor decat daca iti zboara la cativa metri deasupra capului. Cand vor mai prinde 2-3 poate atunci sa intru la banuieli de niscaiva tehnologie bazata pe prastii magnetice 😀

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